Smutty Thought of the Day: Taint

Today’s Smutty Thought is all about that Taint!

For some of the best definitions on what a Taint is and where it is, check out Urban Dictionary. I’ve never laughed so hard. Okay, not true. I’ve laughed harder, but some of these are the best.

It never ends. I love my day job people. They are not afraid to ask me anything. And that’s great because it gives me fodder for the blog… I mean it gives me a sense of helping others broaden their kinky and smutty knowledge. Yeah, that’s it.

If you’re still confused, read this article over at Manscaped to learn more about terms like Taint, Gooch, and Grundle… Seriously, there are no end of terms to describe such a small area of flesh.

Look, this little area is a great place to play on some people. If they aren’t very sensitive in other areas (like nipples or vulva or wherever) try massaging their taint. And don’t forgot to speak with your partner while sexing. Consent is sexy! Ask before you dive bomb into something. Start out gentle. Even non-kinky couples should discuss a safe word.

What are your thoughts about the taint? Yea? Nay? Do you have other nicknames for it? Share your thoughts and blog posts in the comments!

And when we talk about taint, it leads my mind to Marilyn Manson’s version of Tainted Love.

Marilyn Manson – Tainted Love (Official Video)